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Hi. I'm John Callender, a 51-year-old fan of my wife and children, the Lizzie Bennet Diaries, the Weepies, Sigur Rós, David Quammen, musicals, period drama, Tolkien, boats, birds, cultural cognition, the night sky, the Perl programming language, and Rhopalomyia californica, a gall midge that associates with coyote brush.

If you'd like to stalk me online, please see my lies.com bio page. Or just send me an ask.

The avatar image above is one I've been using since the 1990s. These days I look more like the image below: Older. Larger. Fuzzier.