What would I have to do for this url, John?

Explain why you want it, but explain it so compellingly that:

  • my cold, calloused heart grows three sizes and breaks the little box that contains it,
  • my eyes go all anime,
  • rotating sunbeams radiate from my face, and
  • I declare, “please forgive me and take the url; I didn’t realize how wrong it was for me to keep it from you.”

Really, that’s all it would take. I’m kinda surprised no one has bothered yet.